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A Little Crazy in Love
Hiya! Name's Harley Quinn! Nice t' meetcha! I used t' be a psych at Arkham Asylum 'til my puddin' showed me who I really am. Since then, life's been one big laugh after another. Come laugh along with me!

This is an independent RP blog, mainly based off of Arkham-verse Harley. I'll RP with anyone.

My face claim is Taylor Momsen.

M!A: N/A

The bio link contains all you may need to know.


13 Nov | 3:26
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12 Nov | 20:07
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wardenjoker:

laughalongwithharley:

wardenjoker:

laughalongwithharley:

wardenjoker:

He smiled and kissed her head as he slid his hand down her sweats and started caressing her leg and ass. He was content with just this, just touching her. But he knew it’d escalate into something more. How fast was up to her, and frankly he didn’t care. He kissed her head again and sighed happily “Glad to hear it.” He gave her ass a soft spank and winked at her with a smile.

Harley let out another squeak as he spanked her. No matter how soft, it never ceased to get her riled up. Biting her lip, she couldn’t help but roll him over onto his back, straddling his waist with a little giggle, feeling herself become more playful. She leaned down and gave him a sweet, lasting kiss, nibbling at his lip before she released it. “If ya do somethin’ like that, it won’ be long ‘til we’re passed out, puddin’.”

He smirked and said “It’d be worth it,” as he pulled down her sweats enough to expose her nice bum and give it a gentle pat. “It’s hard to resist when you have something this nice, dear.” He took a hand of hers and kissed t, knowing he was getting her flustered little by little. Hell, the playfulness alone was amazing. No matter what he told himself, he knew he wanted more though, and with any luck, he’d get it.

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12 Nov | 20:04
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Too long.

wardenjoker:

laughalongwithharley:

wardenjoker:

He smiled and kissed her head as he slid his hand down her sweats and started caressing her leg and ass. He was content with just this, just touching her. But he knew it’d escalate into something more. How fast was up to her, and frankly he didn’t care. He kissed her head again and sighed happily “Glad to hear it.” He gave her ass a soft spank and winked at her with a smile.

Harley let out another squeak as he spanked her. No matter how soft, it never ceased to get her riled up. Biting her lip, she couldn’t help but roll him over onto his back, straddling his waist with a little giggle, feeling herself become more playful. She leaned down and gave him a sweet, lasting kiss, nibbling at his lip before she released it. “If ya do somethin’ like that, it won’ be long ‘til we’re passed out, puddin’.”

He smirked and said “It’d be worth it,” as he pulled down her sweats enough to expose her nice bum and give it a gentle pat. “It’s hard to resist when you have something this nice, dear.” He took a hand of hers and kissed t, knowing he was getting her flustered little by little. Hell, the playfulness alone was amazing. No matter what he told himself, he knew he wanted more though, and with any luck, he’d get it.

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12 Nov | 19:46
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Too long.

wardenjoker:

He smiled and kissed her head as he slid his hand down her sweats and started caressing her leg and ass. He was content with just this, just touching her. But he knew it’d escalate into something more. How fast was up to her, and frankly he didn’t care. He kissed her head again and sighed happily “Glad to hear it.” He gave her ass a soft spank and winked at her with a smile.

Harley let out another squeak as he spanked her. No matter how soft, it never ceased to get her riled up. Biting her lip, she couldn’t help but roll him over onto his back, straddling his waist with a little giggle, feeling herself become more playful. She leaned down and gave him a sweet, lasting kiss, nibbling at his lip before she released it. “If ya do somethin’ like that, it won’ be long ‘til we’re passed out, puddin’.”


12 Nov | 19:22
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Too long.

wardenjoker:

laughalongwithharley:

wardenjoker:

laughalongwithharley:

She flinched at the tone of his voice, subconsciously afraid he’d wake up Jack, but now really wasn’t the time for her to bring that up. He had a point, she’d be asleep by the time he wanted her back in their room, she just couldn’t help it. Reluctantly, she bit her lip as she turned away from the door. ”You’re sure our little hell raiser’s gonna be alright without me?”

Looking down at her clothes, she grimaced at the sweats she’d worn throughout the day, realizing that she probably did spend too much time with Jack based on the way she dressed. “Maybe you’re right….”

“I’m completely right! Harley, dear…” He sat beside her, held her hands, and started speaking soothingly. “You remember when we’d lie down at night, and kiss and have all sorts of fun?” He nodded as if answering for her. “Tonight, I’d be happy with just talking!” He stated in an exasperated tone. He looked up and down at her in her sweats, and couldn’t helped but be more attracted to her than usual. “Besides… You’re already all nice and cozy… “He pushed her back onto the bed and the two lay beside each other.

“Ya don’ mean that.” Harley shook her head with a playful smirk, laying beside him as she moved to prop herself up on her elbows. “We both know that cha want lots more than conversation.” She wrinkled her nose at the comfy comment, shifting a bit. “Maybe, but it’s jus’ remindin’ me how much weight I had t’ lose.” She shrugged, sighing and finally relaxing into him, tracing her fingers over the buttons of his shirt and shivering at a few memories. “It really has been a while, hasn’ it?”

He nodded and smirked. “Maybe I do, maybe I don’t… point is, I want to be with you, Harley.” He held her close and kissed her head. He caressed her waist and decided to pull her waistband down a bit to get some contact with her skin and make her shake a bit, then started wondering what underwear she could have been wearing, if any at all… Hmmm…

He closed his eyes and muttered out the words he said so rarely, but meant the world to Harley when he did. “I love you…”

Harley shivered at the contact, cold hands on her skin making her bite her lip softly. As he pulled at the waistband of her sweats, her breath hitched, and she couldn’t help but squeak at it. The touch was rather foreign after such a long time, and her hips raised involuntarily to allow him to slide her sweats off.

She froze as he said ‘I love you,’ a wide smile growing on her features as she felt herself get sentimental. “It’s good t’ hear ya say that….it’s so special when ya do. I love ya, too.”


12 Nov | 19:01
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Too long.

wardenjoker:

laughalongwithharley:

She flinched at the tone of his voice, subconsciously afraid he’d wake up Jack, but now really wasn’t the time for her to bring that up. He had a point, she’d be asleep by the time he wanted her back in their room, she just couldn’t help it. Reluctantly, she bit her lip as she turned away from the door. ”You’re sure our little hell raiser’s gonna be alright without me?”

Looking down at her clothes, she grimaced at the sweats she’d worn throughout the day, realizing that she probably did spend too much time with Jack based on the way she dressed. “Maybe you’re right….”

“I’m completely right! Harley, dear…” He sat beside her, held her hands, and started speaking soothingly. “You remember when we’d lie down at night, and kiss and have all sorts of fun?” He nodded as if answering for her. “Tonight, I’d be happy with just talking!” He stated in an exasperated tone. He looked up and down at her in her sweats, and couldn’t helped but be more attracted to her than usual. “Besides… You’re already all nice and cozy… “He pushed her back onto the bed and the two lay beside each other.

"Ya don’ mean that." Harley shook her head with a playful smirk, laying beside him as she moved to prop herself up on her elbows. "We both know that cha want lots more than conversation." She wrinkled her nose at the comfy comment, shifting a bit. "Maybe, but it’s jus’ remindin’ me how much weight I had t’ lose." She shrugged, sighing and finally relaxing into him, tracing her fingers over the buttons of his shirt and shivering at a few memories. "It really has been a while, hasn’ it?"


12 Nov | 18:23
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wardenjoker:

laughalongwithharley:

wardenjoker:

“His toys won’t fall out!” he nagged. “Jack, Jack, Jack, that’s all I hear anymore! What about me?” He gave a frown and proceeded to fall back onto his bed. “Honestly, it’s like I don’t exist! Hell, I understand he’s our kid, but you’re with him even when he’s sleeping!” The Joker said this in a comical voice, but meant every word of it. Honestly, he’d be happy to have 2 minutes of alone time with his Harley, especially now that he’s gotten the whole non-abusive thing down now.

He sat right back up and looked at her and spoke quietly, looking at the clock, then back at her. “Just 5 minutes, darling…”

Harley felt the need to snort at the 5 minutes comment. “5 minutes? Puddin’, we both know that we need lots longer than jus’ 5 minutes.”

Sitting up, she shook her head, blonde locks falling loose over her shoulders. “Ya gotta understand, puddin’. He isn’ even 8 weeks old yet. Y’know that you’re my numbah one, but Jack’s important.” She cast a smile at the Joker from over her shoulder, batting her lashes innocently at him. “Jus’ one more hour with ‘im. I promise I’ll get t’ ya later.” Not taking his frustration seriously, she assumed that this was just a little tantrum that she could brush off, and didn’t specify how much later.

“No!” he yelled. “In one more hour, you’ll be passed out because you’ll be sitting there doing nothing!“ He was really getting irritated. He wasn’t so much annoyed as he was lonely. “Jack is asleep… tucked in, with his favorite toy… Leave him be and just stay here, woman!”

He stood up and cupped his hand around his ear to hear Jack’s snoring. “You see?!”

She flinched at the tone of his voice, subconsciously afraid he’d wake up Jack, but now really wasn’t the time for her to bring that up. He had a point, she’d be asleep by the time he wanted her back in their room, she just couldn’t help it. Reluctantly, she bit her lip as she turned away from the door. ”You’re sure our little hell raiser’s gonna be alright without me?”

Looking down at her clothes, she grimaced at the sweats she’d worn throughout the day, realizing that she probably did spend too much time with Jack based on the way she dressed. “Maybe you’re right….”


12 Nov | 18:07
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speedyarrows:

Harley. 

I ‘suppose its nice to see you again.

Not gettin’ in too much trouble, I hope?

"Trouble? Me? What makes ya think I’d get int’ somethin’ like that?"

Harley giggled, crossing her arms over her chest with a small smirk.

"I’d say it’s good t’ see ya, too, but I’m not a big fan of heroes."


12 Nov | 17:56
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wardenjoker:

laughalongwithharley:

wardenjoker:

laughalongwithharley:

wardenjoker:

The Joker just glared at her for a moment in a typical comic book fashion. “You can’t be serious…” he murmured. He waled up and stood right behind her with a smile. When she finally looked up, the Joker grabbed her by her shirt and literally dragged her to his room in a cartoony fashion. “Ineed you. Now!” he said as he stomped along to his room, leaving baby Jack asleep in his crib, and giving Harley no say in the matter, though he heard her utter a few words. It seemed like she just gave in.

Going back into her sweet little daze, she giggled to herself as Jack cooed in his sleep, barely catching the Joker’s comment. “Hm? What was that puddin’?” She turned her attention to him just as he grabbed her collar, letting out a little squeak that she quickly stifled as he dragged her out of the room.

In a harsh whisper, she tried to scold him as he pulled her away, pouting pathetically. “Puddin’! B-but, Jack! He needs his momma! And I’m still not lookin’ my best! Mistah J-!” She whined a bit more before just giving up on the fight - she didn’t have her usual strength and, to be frank, she had been neglecting her husband, though she would never admit it.

They arrived at his room and he sat her down and stood for a second before sitting beside her. He suddenly forced her head to his lap with a “C’mere!” in an attempt to get her to nuzzle up to him. He wasn’t sure if it was working or not… He figured he should really try and not be so rough with Harley with Jack around, so he needed to set the example, right? RIGHT!

He looked down at Harley and forced a smile out. He did want to be with her, but, pretending to be this sweet… It was annoying for him. He started petting her awkwardly and kept his smile. 

Laying on the bed, her head now resting on his thighs, Harley frowned up at him with a raised eyebrow. “Puddin’, if ya wanted alone time, ya coulda waited. Or at least asked before draggin’ me out. He’s our little hell raiser ‘nd he needs his parents t’ be there for ‘im.”

She started to sit up, having every intention of going back to the room, her motherly nature drowning out everything; in her mind, at the moment, the Joker could wait a couple more hours for attention. Having been with Jack for about a month now, he’d become her first priority as the Joker went off to do god knows what. “Jus’ lemme make sure his toys don” fall outta th’ crib? He can’t sleep without ‘em.”

“His toys won’t fall out!” he nagged. “Jack, Jack, Jack, that’s all I hear anymore! What about me?” He gave a frown and proceeded to fall back onto his bed. “Honestly, it’s like I don’t exist! Hell, I understand he’s our kid, but you’re with him even when he’s sleeping!” The Joker said this in a comical voice, but meant every word of it. Honestly, he’d be happy to have 2 minutes of alone time with his Harley, especially now that he’s gotten the whole non-abusive thing down now.

He sat right back up and looked at her and spoke quietly, looking at the clock, then back at her. “Just 5 minutes, darling…”

Harley felt the need to snort at the 5 minutes comment. “5 minutes? Puddin’, we both know that we need lots longer than jus’ 5 minutes.”

Sitting up, she shook her head, blonde locks falling loose over her shoulders. “Ya gotta understand, puddin’. He isn’ even 8 weeks old yet. Y’know that you’re my numbah one, but Jack’s important.” She cast a smile at the Joker from over her shoulder, batting her lashes innocently at him. “Jus’ one more hour with ‘im. I promise I’ll get t’ ya later.” Not taking his frustration seriously, she assumed that this was just a little tantrum that she could brush off, and didn’t specify how much later.